I hate consoles

iHATEconsoles!!!
sobara twra, file exeis dikio. sthn ekfrash den hmoun pote kalos. alla, an uparxei kati pou lew kai to 8ewreis blakeia 'h akatanohto, tote apla den apantas sth dikh mou mparoufa...

telika kanate kapoia katastash gia to posa einai ta energa melh?
enas tropos na to metrhsete 8a htan na deite poioi to teleutaio 10hmero exoun >1 post per day...
sigoura den einai o pio a3iopistos tropos, omws pisteuw oti panw-katw einai konta sth swsth ektimhsh.

poutsoklis -- debian gnu/linux: an os with aptitude!

You Hate Consoles :Hangman:

IloveCONSOLES\ wrote: You Hate Consoles :Hangman:

Don't worry he doesn't really mean it. After all he likes amiga and amiga != computer == console

Don't worry he doesn't really mean it. After all he likes amiga and amiga != computer == console

re morth giati mou ta xalas twra? giati? afou eisai kai polu atomo!

#include "immortal_computers.h"

#define HOME_COMPUTER COMPUTER
#define AMIGA HOME_COMPUTER

dustuxws, tous home computers oi pio polu tous antimetwpizan ws konsoles. gi' auto kai den uparxoun pia.
eleos! oi konsoles to mono pou mporoun na kanoun einai na paizoun paixnidia kai na paristanoun to media center.
de lew, mpainoun sto internet, pairnoun kai kana extra sklhro disko, kana perifereiako, ALLA mexri ekei.
gia kapoion me "dhmiourgikes" anhsuxies apla den kanoun (pali, kai edw uparxei h antirrhsh. px yellowdog linux se ps3, kapoio allo gia to xbox, alla opws eixe pei kai kapoios sofos: "eipan tou lolou na x#sei, ka8ise kai 3ek#liasthke!").

oi home computers htan computers. den epaizes mono. esu ston atari ftiaxneis demos. gia prospa8hse na to kaneis auto sto xbox. ston atari eixes ta hardware specs (BASIKO). eixes assembler kai compiler gia pio high level glwssa. h3eres posa hw accelerated sprites eixes. ffs (to ema8a etsi?), to plhktrologio htan default, oxi extra!!!

eixes programmata gia content (trackers, kana deluxe paint sthn amiga kai fusika ta dika sou tools).
ara, dhmiourgouses OPOTE esu h8eles.
epishs, eixes efarmoges (oxi mono paixnidia). lightwave, video toaster (gia ntsc), caligari, protracker, akoma kai eagleplayer gia na paizeis kommatia allwn... (+epe3ergastes keimenou, spreadsheets, akoma kai window periballon).

gia pes mou to antistoixo workflow gia mia konsola. exeis rwthsei gia sdk? ...kai mh mou peis gia kwmwdies tou stul net yaroze gia ps1 (klwnos basic -- eleos!!!). oi tupoi apla 8eloun tous konsolades na agorazoun ta paixnidia tous. tipote allo. sa "geladia" pou tous armegoun ta lefta. to mono xrhsimo pou exw dei einai na pareis kana xbox 'h kana ps3 kai na ta kaneis nodes se kapoion cluster (px rendering farm).

8a h8ela th gnwmh sou, mias kai eisai atomo pou ektimw para polu th gnwmh tou kai 3ereis auto gia to opoio milas (kai as hmaste palaiotera se antipala stratopeda -- amiga/atari!!!)... opws kai na 'xei "se paw re, se paw!" (sumfwna kai me to despota)...

an to kaloskefteis kanenas (sxedon) developer den ema8e se konsola (egw 1 mono 3erw. enas filos (sound engineer twra sthn ea) 3ekinhse me ps1 kai mia efarmogh ths sony gia loops se stul fruity loops).
na pw oti 3erw oti uparxoun demo groups gia playstation, xbox, wii, alla eides pote kati pera apo demos?
kai milw gia efarmoges APO xrhstes GIA xrhstes. an nai, tote kane th sugkrish me tis antistoixes gia home uplogistes.

ta kinhta me java paixnidakia einai sthn kathgoria ths kwmwdias gia mena (opws kai kati kinhseis tou tupou xna). megale, an eisai sobarh etaireia dwse mou ta specs kai ta documents pou dineis se olous. mh mou poulas paramu8ia gia sdks kai alla. 8a prepei na eimai registered developer gia na mporesw na dhmiourghsw kati sobaro gia th DIKH SOU platforma? me 8ewreis giota kai fobasai mh xalasw egw to onoma sou? ti les re megale? alla, eipame, einai ta royalties kai olo to cash cow kartel etaireiwn opws h m$, h sony, h nintendo (ffs, akoma kai h apple!).

twra gia tous aplous gamers to exw 3anapei. oi pio polloi einai mikroi kai den mporoun na ta katanohsoun auta. areskontai mono sto na paizoun ta paixnidia (gi' auto plhrwsan allwste -- sebasto). alla eipame, den katalabainei akoma -
"mikros einai. na ton deireis 8a klayei, na ton g#m#seis 8a to pei..."

sthn amiga egw 8ewrw oti kati egina san programmer. mporei na mhn eimai guru (mono "guru meditation" eblepa!!!!), alla kati ema8a. de lew, eliwna paizontas turri, rick, sensi (akoma kai to upotimhmeno z-out), omws ema8a kai kati. to idio pisteuw kai su ston atari. ffs (na to pali!), douleua kapote panw sthn platforma ths amiga! ezhsa authn thn epoxh. mporw na pw oti enoiwsa megaluterh mageia kai apo tote pou prwtoaggi3a computer (a8anatos 6128 me basic!!! me to pou ton anoiges egrafes 10 CLS [enter] 20 PRINT "geia xarantan" [enter] 30 END [enter] RUN [enter] kai eixes to prwto sou programmataki. skeftomai th sugkrish me to shmera kai neuriazw!). an den htan oi home computers de 8a hmoun pote programmatisths (kai de 8a misousa toso th sony gia auto pou ekane sthn psygnosis).

arketa sas zalisa ta p#p#ria magkites... o ka8enas exei th gnwmh tou. den exw kati enantion kapoiou, na to 3eka8arisw. kai an kanw plaka xwris metro zhtw suggnwmh (anwfelo, giati mallon 8a to 3anakanw, opote h suggnwmh de metraei).
alla, iHATEconsoles kai eprepe na pw to giati!

P.S: ffs, pali megalo reply bghke. ftou!

poutsoklis -- debian gnu/linux: an os with aptitude!

Βασίλη δεν σε πάει! Παίζει να είσαι και ο μικρότερος εδώ μέσα! όλοι οι υπόλοιποι περίπου μια ηλικία έχουμε (ή λυκειόπαιδα, ή 20άρηδες και πάνω {για μένα ισχύει το πρώτο!

Nikolis\ wrote: Βασίλη δεν σε πάει! Παίζει να είσαι και ο μικρότερος εδώ μέσα! όλοι οι υπόλοιποι περίπου μια ηλικία έχουμε (ή λυκειόπαιδα, ή 20άρηδες και πάνω {για μένα ισχύει το πρώτο!   })

Το ξέρω ότι είμαι ο μικρότερος, αλλ'α αυτό δεν είναι και πολύ κακό νωμίζω!